monkeys are better parents than white people
"Get yo lil ass back here and siddown somewhere"
Momma ain’t even have to move or look side ways good to snatch that baby up.
I sent this to at least 12 people with 0 context
when u do really well on a test without studying
Rough game, Quidditch. Brutal, but no one’s died in years. Someone will vanish occasionally, but they’ll turn up in a month or two!
eating really nasty food at someones house
Don’t know if we can look at Coke every the same way again. Be prepared to cringe when you watch the full video here.
sugar caramelizes when heated, more shocking news to follow
It’s like that guy setting coffee creamer on fire and being like “people drink this stuff!” and it’s like yeah, a dry powder suspended in air is flammable, shock horror.
Never show these guys how candy is made, they’ll shit themselves.
*quietly facepalms forever*
I hate when people try to prove foods are unhealthy using properties utterly unrelated to their value as foods. You can make anything sound gross if you want to.
Did you know that salt is the same chemical we use to defrost sidewalks?!?!
Did you know that water is a major component in pig urine?!?!
Did you know that bread is made of wheat that has been ground into a powder and artificially reconstituted into a loaf shape using a fungus?!?!
Did u know that oxygen is what Hitler used to breathe?????
Bless all this
…It kinda looks like Venom
"no" is too serious
"nope" is too casual
"nah" is just right
"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"
If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?
someone should get to making a fandom bar.
no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!